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Wednesday, January 23, 2008 8:04 PM
Tips to get the lift in ICT..

As many of you know, the O level result will be released tomorrow and that means the freshie will join us soon this April.. With one more course added in the school of ICT.. the fight for the lift is even more tense especially during "peak hours"(that is nearing the starting of classes..) so here are some of the few tips i came up with while daydreaming in BIS class (oops.. i spill one of my all time secrets..)

1. The Psychology Method
Firstly, check the status of the lift.. if its nearing down to your destination hurry to the side of the lift. The side of the lift is the best place to wait as it is easier for the people inside to come out and for you to enter the lift easily..

2.The Up and Down Method
Knowing that the lift reaching your destination is going anti-way than you request, just hop in the lift and follow the lift wherever it go. Once the lift ended its designation journey, the button will automatically reset and voila your turn! (this tip is not usable for level 1)

3." Solid Particle" Method
If you have basic on science, you will realise that solid particle have fixed shape. For this method, you are like representing the solid atoms.. Squeeze into the lift until there is no space for even a leg to stand.. yes people.. A LEG..

4. Blk 31/27 Story
This is easy if you have alot of contacts including the 2008 freshie and if you are a good story teller.. Create a tale.. A haunting tale.. tell the new students "Last time, one of the contractor fall while building this lift. At times when you are using the lift alone, you can hear the wailings of the contractor.. " Plus the serious effect on your face and a little bit add ins from you.. Most likely the lift you mentioned will be almost vacant.. and its yours!

5. The Class Gang Method
This have to be done in team advisable with your classmates as your classmates has already bonded with you and the cooperation level is high. Before starting of lesson, ask you classmates to meet up. Once the lift arrive, (this is the cooperation part) some of your classmates can rush in and squeeze all they can into the lift while some strong one hold the other lift user who is not your classmate.. When almost all is inside the lift, the "strong one" will immediately enter the lift.. Before closing the door say "Bye-Bye" to the other outside..

If all else fail, just climb the stairs or an easier short cut.. ask somebody from the level you are going to pull you up using a rope.. =)
=Me=
PS: This is for humor purposes not for ill intentions. Anything offensive or anything identical base on reality are purely coincident.
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